"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful one-hundred percent!"

Dr. Seuss, Horton Hatches the Egg (via hqlines)

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  • gay boy: hey man you look good today
  • straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
  • straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]




*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

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"I wish I was drunk"

Me always (via rafrica)

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